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Yer Killin' Me, Smalls

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 10, 2014, 4:56 PM
I'd like to say that I haven't been active on here lately because of
-family issues
-artist's block

But let's be real. It's really because it's not even fun coming on here anymore.

It's empty. Tumblr went and killed a shit load of things. Unfortunately, that includes this website. I don't want to have to rebuild my watch list /again/ just because of some stupid fucking teeny boppers who apparently are so socially retarded they can't leave their houses.

I have plenty of new pieces of art. Ones I'm very proud of because I just keep growing within my style. But I don't feel like uploading them here, because nobody really even cares anymore. I'm not uploading them onto tumblr because that site has just been making me sicker every time I have to hear about it.

So I guess I'm on hiatus until people realize that social retardation isn't cute, fandoms don't dictate your life, and that being less different than someone else doesn't make you less special.

I'm gettin' real sick of the imagined "victim ailments" people are fucking coming up with. It's insulting to people with actual issues. Sorry you're not special. Grow the fuck up.

So. 99% of my watchers probably won't even see this because you're all dead. Huzzah. But there's an explanation for those who want it.

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  • Listening to: Now or Never (O Sole Mio) by Sodafreak
  • Reading: Legal Drug
  • Watching: Howl's Moving Castle
  • Playing: Animal Crossing
  • Eating: lychee gummies
  • Drinking: Blue Gatorade


Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
My name is Salem.

I am 21 years of age, and my zodiac is Cancer.

I like to write and draw.

I love David Bowie and toasters and miniature things.

If I could have anything in the world it would be one thousand wishes.

I have amazing friends who care about me, and I'm always looking for more.

I would love to have a see-through toaster.

I would like to meet Nheira, David Bowie, Jen and KellyJane, Marilyn Manson, and my friend Troy who lives much too far away.

I like to meet new people and learn things that are strange and unusual.

I love to read. Anything. Lists, rule books, etiquette books, medical books, fantasy, romance, yaoi, yuri, manga, preteen, vampires, poetry, Shakespeare. It doesn't matter to me. If I like it, I will read it.

I like to draw people in strange and/or impossible/unnatural positions, and I like to draw them with wings. I love drawing sexy girls. I like to do renditions of characters.

I want to publish my stories and poetry.

I can play guitar, bassoon, flute, and piano. I want to learn violin and sitar.

I love music. All kinds.

I have three anklets on my right ankle that I keep on at all times, and eleven rings, four on my left hand, filled and stacked to seven on the right. I wear four necklaces around my neck every day, each one a gift from someone I love.

I love vampires and I love to research them.

If I could have any superpower in the world it would be China, and I hate the prospect of death.

I know enough German to get by, and I am in the slow, painful process of teaching myself Japanese, and my super awesome friend Mara is teaching me Mandarin Chinese. I can call people idiot snakes now. In another language. >:D

I hate AppleJacks, too. Shame on cereal companies everywhere for that disgusting shame-filled stuff. Ewwww. Along with pancakes, onions, grasshoppers, morons, and sprickets.

Current Residence: Fort Worth, TX
Favourite genre of music: rock, techno, trance, folk, metal, classical, sitar
Favourite style of art: manga, realism
MP3 player of choice: Pod
Wallpaper of choice: something dangerously sexy
Skin of choice: Jingle's
Favourite cartoon character: Queen Chrysalis
Personal Quote: "He's got some pizza for you. In his crotch."




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Bfetish Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2016  Professional Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday!!!
thesaphiremoon Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2016  Student Digital Artist
Happy birthday :D
FanArtistik Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  Professional Interface Designer
Hi Salem!
Long time don't talk but hope you are alright.
The best wishes in the 2016!…
TFAlover Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
Salem!~  ;w; 
OjouTsuki Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014
Hi, It's been a while since we've talked.
zemyxluv Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
It has! How have things been for you?
OjouTsuki Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014
zemyxluv Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That's good~ Anything interesting happen lately?
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Cerebralis Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thanks for WATCH!!!
Ksander-Zen Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Than you for the WATCH :hug:
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